I attended my cousin Lauren's Tennis match today and I got excited. I relived the glory days of my summer tennis lessons which were held at the park behind Town Hall West. My famous faint where I awoke in the arms of my way cute tennis instructor...we were only 20 years apart. He was 28 and I was a mature 8-year-old. I was even bidden to drink from his water bottle which he had already been USING!! It was definitely true love.
Wake up! Lauren's Tennis Match. Well played...except that poor Lauren hurt her ankle very badly and there was no accommodating 28-year-old tennis super-hero to save her. My poor, dear, brave cousin. She bore it well.
I hope you will play tennis with me Lauren. If I am ever to find true love again...I must play TENNIS!!!
I remember him looking something like this:
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